sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

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daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

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thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

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dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

dragonsandcatporn:

sagaciouscejai:

mamasam:

Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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rookiemag:


FKA Twigs X Google Glass. (x)

This made my entire day!
x Brodie

rookiemag:

FKA Twigs X Google Glass. (x)

This made my entire day!

x Brodie


tastefullyoffensive:

The restaurant understands me.

tastefullyoffensive:

The restaurant understands me.

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idkitstommy:

“I am the greatest earthbender in the world!”

Oomg

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